Rudy Ray Moore ‎– The Rudy Ray Moore Christmas Album – Merry Christmas, Baby

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The Original X-Rated Dolomite,

By this time of the season, I’d bet a lot of people want to stab themselves in the brain with a sharpened candy cane every time “Christmas Shoes” comes on the radio. That’s why I saved this album for last. Nothing helps vent that holiday stress like a Christmas album where a variation of the word “motherfucker” occurs at least ten times more frequently than the word “Christmas.

This Ain’t No White Christmas!, and it contains some extra material recorded later. Blaxploitation buffs will recognize Moore from the classic “Dolemite” movies, where he mixed amateur kung-fu with a form of standup comedy that could easily be seen as a precursor to rap—every joke is told in rhythm and rhyme, sometimes over a backing band playing (occasionally canned).

The album is in the line of that comedy. It doesn’t have any music save a pretty convincing version of “Merry Christmas Baby,” but there are a few things that make it extra special. First, there’s the jacket cover, which features a naked Moore decorating a tree with a bunch of naked women wearing only pasties. It is horribly compelling—a sort of anti-art piece before anti-art was a thing. Third, there is Moore’s version of “Night Before Christmas”—parts one and two—which contain a scene where Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has sex with Mrs. Claus, including the lines:

“I stuck it in the bitch, and the bitch began to shout
Said, “Oh, Rudolph, take that motherfucker out.”

It also has Santa saying this:

“Yeah, bitch, they call me St. Nick,
And I always keep a good hard dick
For any whore who’s ready to turn a trick.”

Clearly this album is meant for adults and is not suitable for most real-life situations, unless you want to ruin Christmas dinner. But, it is an important album—a palette cleanser of sorts. After listening to it, you’ll hear Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas” like never before.

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Comedians Inc. ‎– COM S 1108 Stereo Vinyl LP US Pressing

Side 1.

1. Merry Christmas, Baby
2. Hardtime Christmas And Others

Side 2.

1. The Night Before Christmas And Others
2. Brother Rapps Dream
3. Tricky Dick, and Others

Credits:
Backing Vocals – Ben Taylor
Orchestra – Fillmore St. Soul Rebellion
Producer – R.R. Moore, T. Toney

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Weight 0,5 kg

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